So true ...!!

One stone is enough to break glass.

1sentence is enough to break a heart.

1 second is enough to love.

But not enough to 1Chapter hell yd pass an exam ...???

A boy's eyes

Faster than Google in the search for a

Beautiful girl in the crowd ...

But

Son of the heart is slower

Governments of all buses

Suggest a girl, really

Love.

"COLLEGE n is the nickname of Heaven"

Hmmm .....

Dats and said dat

"A match made in heaven."

My teacher pointed at me with a ruler and said:

At the end of this ruler is an idiot who still do not understand why I was rusticated.

I simply asked him late Sir?

Professor: What is attention deficit hyperactivity disorder?

Student: jambalaya Bamby.

Teacher: Sorry, understand what you said?

Student: Same here, sir!

Father to Son: Why do not u just go to study?

Son: Why?

Father: u'll get good grades ...

Boy: So?

Father: u'll get a good job.

... Are they?

Father: u'll have a great house cars, new.

They are, after that?

Dad: After u'll relax.

They are, so what I think right now um ???

Notice of universities:

"Students who have parked their car in the driveway, move"

A second opinion after 20 minutes

"The 200 students who were to spend nine cars please return to their respective categories"

Ugly Truth,

Bed,

It's six o'clock,

Close your eyes five minutes ...

... And it's 07:45

However, in the Office

It's 09:30

Close your eyes five minutes ...

& It's Still 9:31